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They Raised You On Talking Vegetables

You were handed a cartoon Bible. Then they wondered why you never learned to fear the Book.

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May 30, 2026
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A tomato taught you the Bible.

A cucumber sang you the Psalms. A gourd did the voices. You learned the stories of the living God from produce with googly eyes — and somewhere along the way, you decide…

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